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  • SwarthyLatinStallion

    With the up and comming release of Volt Prime, I think this is a fine opportunity to talk about his problems (and hopefully comming up with a proper buff!) as the supposed warframe for people "looking for a potent alternative to gunplay." If this blog post gets anything done i'll post it onto the forums and hope to gain some traction, maybe even get popular enough to actually have some change happen!

    FIrst off, he's a quite standard frame, really the only things he has going for him are his Electric Shields and Speed buff. Now if our precious little lightning bender wants to perform as advertised, he's gonna need a little more oomph to his Shock and Overload.

    Shock: on its own this is a quite shoddy ability, hardly any damage and the stun it…

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  • SwarthyLatinStallion

    Well Well Well.. Looks like they're finally here!

    And they're already broken (or maybe i'm just unlucky).

    Well, lets be fair here, chances are there's a bajillion other tenno trying to stampede into the damn place like some sort virtual black friday. I say this, fellow tenno, to compile a special christmas list to our almighty overlords at DE. Now, I dont doubt that DE is currently working on fixes for some of the more obvious problems (in my case, being blasted back into the log-in screen as soon as I try to enter a Hub) but I feel like they might miss a spot. 

    This is were we come in.

    In this list we will be gathering up any and all serious problems that revolve around our new playground, and hopefully- HOPEFULLY!- we can slap a meaningful l…

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